when in rome

i'm not much of a soda drinker (or pop as some people choose to call it) i definitely wasn't always that way. i used to drink it every day. sometimes several times a day. but now water is my friend.

but every now and again, i get that hankerin' for a nice cold soda. (or pop as some people say) which happened earlier this week. so monday, when i found myself out and about at 2 and i still hadn't had lunch, i headed to wendys and decided to get a soda (or pop as some people call it)

for a split second i had to think about what size to order.

a small would be...too small. two sips and it would be gone and it wouldn't fulfill my craving. a large would...very obviously be too large. i don't want to drown in my soda (or pop as some people refer to it as) so medium was obviously the logical choice.

but holy hannah!! when did medium get so large?! when did medium become the new large?! if that was a medium, what does the large look like?!

no wonder there are so many unhealthy people in america. we can get a bucket of soda (or pop if you wish) for a little over a buck.

i'm sure it has nothing to do with the food that we order at these places too. (in my defense i did get a salad) (ignore the fried greasy chicken nuggets i got) (and in my defense, i rarely eat fast food) (and by rarely i mean, it takes an hour to get to sonic, so i have to limit myself)

peace in the east (coast)

remember the war i have been waging for 2 months now??

well, i'm putting up my white flag. i surrender. i just want peace (still). i just want love (still). i just want my sister back! i'm willing to do whatever it takes. even if that means LoW getting to post her sonic video and being praised for something she never would have thought of doing if it wasn't for me.

because getting praise isn't important. sisterhood is important. and let me tell you, we are sisters from the hood, and we need to stay connected. not let petty things keep us warring.

so, LoW...do you forgive me? will you be mine again (still)? will you be my partner in crime again (still)?

whadaya say? truce??

we've got a civil war on our hands

brace yourselves people, things are about to get ugly! and i don't mean this kind of ugly:

i mean this kind of ugly:but before i explain... LoW, LEAVE! now!!! i granted your wish, now you grant mine. i didnt listen in on your conversation, so you need to do the same for me. this doesnt concern you. so back away!

ok, so the other day i called up LoW to have a fun sisterly conversation. because we are fun and we are sisters. while i was chatting away a funny sonic commercial came on.

i LOVE the sonic commercials just as much as i love sonic! obviously my love for sonic runs very.very. deep. i do, after all, drive hours just to partake in sonic goodness! (remember that for later)

so i tell LoW my plans to remake a sonic commercial for blogging entertainment. i tell her how many moons ago, my friend shelley and i were at sonic and were going to do one then. and how shad and i needed to travel there now to make one. yes...travel. one hour there and one hour back. because that's how much i love sonic and thats how much i wanted to remake a commercial. that's how dedicated i am to sonic. and i deserve to do something for them!

you will not believe what she said! she said, and i quote: "i should get nolan to do one." nooooooo! just because her son likes to do videos doesn't mean she should steal my idea for him! yes, i know its not really my idea. i know that many others have probably had this idea. WEVER, i didn't tell them about my desire to do it before they decided to do it! nor am i related to them.

and you will not believe what happened next! she texted me, that very night, to tell me that they'd made the commercial!! to which i responded, and i quote: "jerk." because the definition of a jerk is "a sister who steals your idea when you requested that she not steal your idea."

so back and forth we went until finally she said she wouldn't share it! now, i hear tell that she thinks we should have a face off. that she should share hers, and i should share mine, and we should let the people vote for whose is funniest.

first of all, she's just setting herself up for failure with that idea. second of all, i love sonic more!! she's said many a times that she doesn't understand my huge love for them that i'm so willing to drive hours for them. third of all, if she really wanted to be part of it, why couldn't she wait one measly month and we could have all done one together? 4 heads are better than...just hers and nolans. fourth of all, i don't accept her offer of seeing "whose is funniest." fifth of all, until this is all resolved in a way that i'm happy with...her memebership has been revoked.

tell me you agree with me. tell me i'm right people.

ok, i'm done now. sorry to drag you into this war.