Tuesday, March 10, 2009

clarification

i feel like i need to clear the air. set some things straight. clarify some things. make things clear for the record.

first of all, i did not vote for obama. i know a lot of people just assume that everyone did. but i, in fact, did not.

secondly, i know some people are jealous of my skin tone. so just to set the record straight, i do not bleach my skin to get this lovely shade of shiny white. i was just made this way.

third of all, a certain someone (i won't say any names, but her initials are LoW) thinks that i stated some things incorrectly on my last post. but, i stand by everything i said, just as i stand by my man.

fourthly, i'm usually going to carolina in my mind. but early tomorrow morning, i'm actually for real going to carolina. south carolina. at this time tomorrow i will be landing in charleston in 80 degree weather.

item number five. from here on out on this here blog, my husband, previously referred to as shad, will be referred to as juC (pronounced "juicy"). so as to match my name. and the little guy will be referred to as jC, so as to have the same naming as his parentals.

sixly, contrary to popular belief, when little jC decided to wake up a little after 5 this morning and just wanted to hang out, it did not make me happy. nor did i have the same desire as him. i'm one of those people who enjoys the 5 o'clock a.m. hour in a peaceful state of sleep.

seventh of all, and this is one that a lot of people don't know, i don't enjoy changing diapers. i'm one of those people that fails to see the fun in it. i know...call me crazy.

number eight is something that's been weighing on my heavily. but i really need to clear the air. i do not, i repeat, do not, watch 24 or lost. i'm a reality/comedy tv show junky. none of that drama mumbo-jumbo for me.

ahhhh, i feel so much better now getting that all out there. now i can travel tomorrow morning with out all the extra weight.

1 comment:

I am LoW said...

Let's make this clear. You are full of it. It did NOT go down the way you say!!!

I didn't vote for Obama either, and really, people do assume you did, don't they??

And one more, I wanted the BABY to be JuC!!!! He IS juicey!! I don't know nothin about Shad being juicey and I don't wanna hear about it if he is.