i decided to spotlight a special member of my family. he's near and dear to me,. actually he's so near to me that he came from me. so i figured it was about time for him to be spotlighted. so i sat down with him and had an interview.
meet my dear, sweet little jC.
me: hey there little one. are you ready for this interview?
jC: ...........bububu....
me:: ok, good. let's get this party started. let me start by asking you this: do you just feel so completely lucky to have me as a mother?
jC: ......
me: i thought so. so, tell me. is it as awkward for you as it is for me when random people in the store stop and talk to you and ask you questions that you obviously can't answer? like...hey there little man, how old are you? and aren't you cute, what's your name?
jC: .........
me: yeah, it definitely makes me feel uncomfortable and i don't know how to respond when they do it either.
so tomorrow is fathers day. is there anything special you'd like to say to your daddy?
jC: ...........dadada...dada.....
me: awww, that's sweet. he'll love to hear that.
now here's what i really want to know. why do you only take hour naps? is it to test me and drive me crazy or is it because you dont want to waste time on a useless thing like sleep?
jC: .........
me: fair enough.
and another thing i've really wanted to know...why do you love your daddy more than me? why can't you love us equally? i mean, i know he's great...but i am the one, after all, who carried you for 9 months and labored for you, and supplied you with the nutrition you needed. so why the favoritism?
jC: ..dadada....da..da...
me: alrighty. i guess we will agree to just disagree on that one.
well, it's been fun chatting with you. one more question before we close. who are you most excited to see when we go down to s.c. next weekend?
jC:......
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(psssst...jC...say grandma!)
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